BOWLING FOR SOUP - Ohio lyrics

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Move around kids..

Bill Parcells wants...What?..Start Over


Lawrence Whittaker wants you back (He's got a lazy eye)

Mike Judge wants you back

Debbie Allen wants you

and my taco wants you back

Larry Hagman wants you back

Audie Murphy wants you back

The Alamo wants you back

and Beyonce sure got back (hehehe)

Enron wants you back

My mom wants us back

The Dallas Cowboys want you back

Bob Wills want you back

Barry White wants you back (Baby)

Kelly Clarkson wants you back

and my pick-up wants you back

The Rangers want A-Rod back (No Way!)

Don Henley wants you back

The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo)

Lyndon Johnson wants you back

and my dog wants you back (hahaha)

Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha)

Its true guys she loves me

News 11 This just in Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back (Hahahaha) (Oh Boy)

DRI wants you back

Sparta wants you back


Let's try that again

Sparta wants you back

Mars Volta wants you back

(*Belch*..uggh something came up Seriously)


Dangerous Toys wants you back (my God)

ZZ Top wants you back

The Dallas Morning News Wants you back

The Fort Worth Star Telegram wants you back

The Branch Dividians want you back

Dallas Texas wants you back

Oooh I can't top that i'm gonna try....

I've got a hairy back

And 45 is the name of the handle

Mommie Dearest wants you back

The Aggies wants you back

Gary Busey wants you back

Walter Cronkite wants you back

Judge Roy Bean wants you back

Tim Duncan wants you back

Patrick Swayze wants you back

Bill Parcells wants you back

Witchita Falls wants us back (But we're never going back)

I'm drunk (Oh Yeah)

Morgan Fairchild wants you back

Dan Rather wants you back

Ok..Rusty we gotta do this again with Sim filming

And without Sim (HAHAHA)

Seriously cause he is fucking up every time

We don't want Sim back

He's fucking up our track

He's ok with the camera

But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa)

This is a shoutout to all of our homees and homesses

and all you motherfuckers in Texas cause (Word Up)

Possy...Possy havers..and givers of Possy

Alright whosever given us possy

This is a shoutout to you

We thank you very much

This is not recording anything

I've gotten much possy over the years

Seriously this is a good Outro for this song cuz uh

It's not recording anymore

Oh yeah it is It's recording

I bet you 500,000

Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen

Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time

I've gotten more possy in the last few years than Eric has in his whole life

I don't know if thats true but uh dude...

I have a really really big possy

Its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon

You have a freakin smelly possy

Yes a big stinky possy

Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my possy

its hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you

know people get stinky (That explains it)

Oh man here we are its the end of our album

Let's take a shower together

Haha no I think thats a bad idea I don't think we are all gonna fit in there

I meant let's go have a beer together (Oh) (I disagree)

We should try it (Let's see some money)

Uh its the end of our record uh Thank you

If your still here than you are more queer than us

You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy)

And you should seek help

Oh...Thank you! (Hang on)


Holy shit dude that was awesome


It's nice to say goodbye...

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