BOWLING FOR SOUP - BFFF lyrics
rate meYou are my best friend in the world.<br />
And I hope that you know,<br />
when we hangout together,<br />
it's freakin' awesome.<br />
<br />
Playing poker Friday night,<br />
Pyromancing off golf cart races<br />
You think that my sister's hot<br />
I accidentally shot your finger<br />
off your writing hand oh well,<br />
you get disability.<br />
I broke my leg you laughed so hard<br />
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.<br />
<br />
<br />
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say<br />
that I really and truly feel this way<br />
not that there's anything wrong with being gay<br />
<br />
And sometimes we punch each other in the face<br />
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base<br />
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.<br />
<br />
You fart and burp in the same key,<br />
and I think your iPod sucks.<br />
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.<br />
<br />
I've seen your penis you've seen mine<br />
I popped your pimples you<br />
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back<br />
<br />
you went in fits when I shit my pants<br />
you felt my girls' brand new boobs<br />
you asked to suck them she refused<br />
so while you slept I shaved your head<br />
you woke up and told me that I...<br />
<br />
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say<br />
that I really and truly feel this way<br />
not that there's anything wrong with being gay<br />
<br />
And sometimes we punch each other in the face<br />
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base<br />
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)<br />
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.<br />
<br />
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say<br />
that I really and truly feel this way<br />
not that there's anything wrong with being gay<br />
<br />
And sometimes we punch each other in the face<br />
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base<br />
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
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