Body Count

Body Count - 99 Problems BC lyrics

rate me

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and the bitch ain't one!

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and the bitch ain't one!

I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West

Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest

I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South

I got a bitch who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth

I got a bitch with air, a bitch with none

A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun

A bitch with an ass big as a TV set

And there’s a bitch over there,

Hey, the one I’m gonna get or maybe not!

She might not like me, though

No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though.

Or I rock the whole damn heard

Fuck them all and leave them on a curb.

I got a bitch with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling,

Who likes to fuck me with an ass upon the kitchen sink.

I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass

A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!

I love them crazily, and they love me back

That’s why they stay with me!

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and the bitch ain't one!

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and the bitch ain't one!

I got a bitch, this old, a bitch, this new

A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue.

I got a bitch this fat, a bitch this built

A bitch who all the titties give powder milk.

I got a bitch who’s funny, a bitch who ain’t

A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can’t

I got a bitch who loves fucking on airplane

I even got a bitch who have soul train.

I got a bitch who owns rock top bands, long ends!

I got a bitch who’s broke as a plum

But she’s the most fun!

I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who don’t

A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won’t

A bitch who’s short, a bitch who’s tall

A bitch who burns my phone and probably calls

And I love them all, I love them crazily

And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and the bitch ain't one!

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and the bitch ain't one!

I got a bitch who loves the G

She’ll fuck you right after she fucks me.

I got a bitch who loves boats

I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes.

I got a bitch that’s fast, a bitch who’s slow

A bitch that’s a virgin, and a bitch that’s a hoe.

A bitch that lies, a bitch that’s true,

A bitch who’s a man, because your bitch is too!

I got a bitch this cool, a bitch this hot,

A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock

A bitch who’s lost, and one who knows where is at

She gets up on me and purrs like a cat.

I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks

A bitch she yells, a bitch she talks,

A bitch this dirty, a bitch this mean

A super fan bitch that I not to.. me

Then I love them all, I love them crazily

And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and the bitch ain't one!

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and the bitch ain't one!

Get this song at:  amazon.com  sheetmusicplus.com

Share your thoughts

0 Comments found