Bobs - Where Does The Wayward Footwear Go? lyrics

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Didn't you ever wonder how you always make a blunder<br />

When you're countin' all your socks<br />

into the washing machine?<br />

And when the dryer finishes dryin'<br />

And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch<br />

of old maid socks--<br />

It's a bad scene<br />

Where does the wayward footwear go?<br />

To the bottom of the ocean?<br />

Or to China?<br />

Or to Cuba?<br />

Or Aruba?<br />

And when the dryer finishes dryin'<br />

And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch<br />

of old maid socks--<br />

It's a bad scene