Bobs - Trash lyrics

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A person's home should be their castle<br />

(When I'm at home I want to feel like royalty)<br />

But I don't want to be the queen of this mess<br />

(Never before have I seen such misery)<br />

Living with my baby is a hassle<br />

(When he's at home he doesn't care<br />

Never combs his hair)<br />

I'm puttin' him out on the curb unless he cleans this<br />

Garbage up<br />

My baby loves<br />

Trash<br />

My baby leaves his trash all over the house<br />

I've got to dig & dig & dig<br />

Just to find the bathroom in the morning<br />

My baby loves<br />

Trash<br />

My baby leaves his trash all over the house<br />

I think it's time to trash my baby<br />

Well home is where the heart is<br />

(God what a mess it gives me cardiac arrest)<br />

But my heart isn't willing to stay there<br />

(Crumbs in the bed I can't get no rest)<br />

My man never learned to pick up his<br />

(Pardon the small you know he never does the laundry)<br />

Dirty shirts and socks and underwear<br />

He doesn't even care<br />

Talkin' bout<br />

Trash<br />

My baby leaves his trash all over the house<br />

I've got to dig & dig & dig<br />

Just to find the bathroom in the morning<br />

My baby loves<br />

Trash<br />

My baby leaves his trash all over the house<br />

I think it's time to trash my baby<br />

If cleanliness is next to godliness<br />

(One year of Sunday papers blocking the door)<br />

Then my baby is a heathen and a heretic<br />

(Ants so thick your feet never touch the floor)<br />

He worships at the altar of sloppiness<br />

(And fills the collection plate with cigarette butts)<br />

I'm gonna lace his food with arsenic<br />

And have him hauled away<br />

I'm picking up<br />

Trash<br />

My baby leaves his trash all over the house<br />

I've got to dig & dig & dig<br />

Just to find the bathroom in the morning<br />

My baby loves<br />

Trash<br />

My baby leaves his trash all over the house<br />

I think it's time to trash my baby<br />

I'm gonna call my garbageman<br />

Haul my baby and all of his trash away<br />

I'm gonna call my garbageman<br />

Haul my baby and all of his trash away<br />

I'm gonna call my garbageman<br />

Haul my baby and all of his trash away<br />

I'm gonna call my garbageman<br />

Haul my baby and all of his trash away