Bobs - Sign My Snarling Doggie lyrics

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Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree<br />

Look -- his tail is waggin'<br />

Ya see he's really friendly<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy<br />

Rover and I walked up to Mickey Mantle at the autograph fest<br />

Of all the greats who ever played, I was sure I liked him... the best<br />

I asked him if he'd sign my glove -- he said there was a fee<br />

I guess he needs the money -- I thought it would be free<br />

OK, I said I'll pay you sir, but I have just one request<br />

Please inscribe your name right here on Rover's hairy chest<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree<br />

Look -- his tail is waggin'<br />

Ya see he's really friendly<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy<br />

Rover has a lot of teeth in those grinning jaws<br />

But he's had his shots and his nails are clipped<br />

And we always observe -- the leash laws<br />

He's really friendly with children, no... really<br />

I've never seen him act this way before... down boy!<br />

It must be you that makes him tense who makes him lunge and snap<br />

Please sit there very still and let him drool into your lap<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree<br />

Look -- his tail is waggin'<br />

Ya see he's really friendly<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy<br />

Hey Mr. Mantle:<br />

How much would you charge to be taught to fetch<br />

To roll over and play dead?<br />

Maybe you just need a two by four<br />

Laid upside your head?... 'cause Rover ain't been fed<br />

When ya' walk to first walk softly, be careful with that stick<br />

Keep it out of sight or Rover will do... his trick<br />

Lay the bat down slow, don't act like you're gonna throw<br />

Your pen's run dry -- here take my Bic -- cause Rover's ready to lick!<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree<br />

Look -- his tail is waggin'<br />

Ya see he's really friendly<br />

Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy