Bobs - Share A Load lyrics

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Him: Pardon me<br />

I couldn't help but see<br />

That you only have a small amount of laundry<br />

I don't have much<br />

You don't have much<br />

Why don't we both share a load?<br />

Her: No, but thanks<br />

I've got too many colors<br />

And I wouldn't want your underwear to turn all pink<br />

But it seems I've left all my change at home<br />

If I asked you for some quarters<br />

What would you think?<br />

Him: We can wash in cold<br />

We can use my soap and my quarters<br />

Oooo...<br />

Her: I've never washed clothes with a strange man before<br />

But what the hell, let's try it!<br />

Let's go 'round the corner,<br />

have ourselves a cup of coffee together<br />

(Romantic interlude)<br />

Her: I think that sock is mine...<br />

Him: No, it was a gift from my mama<br />

Her: This must be yours...<br />

Him: Do you really like the Grateful Dead?<br />

Her: I wonder if you'd mind if I kept this old bandana?<br />

Him: No, go ahead -- I'll use your pillowcase on my bed<br />

Her: I don't have much<br />

You don't have much<br />

Why don't we both share a load?<br />

Him: I don't have much<br />

You don't have much<br />

Why don't we both share a load?<br />

Both: I don't have much<br />

You don't have much<br />

Why don't we both share a load?