Bobs - Plastic Or Paper lyrics

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I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach<br />

Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach<br />

I had enough trouble picking out all this food<br />

I can't stand decisions, I think it's so rude<br />

That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper<br />

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I don't know...just a bag!<br />

PLASTIC<br />

Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag<br />

and let me go home<br />

PAPER<br />

Or, well, maybe paper's better...I don't know how<br />

to make a decision about this...<br />

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Well, then the clerk, he says to me:<br />

"Mr. Consumer, please pause to reflect<br />

The choice that you make can have a global effect<br />

On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish<br />

Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish?<br />

On the other hand I offer a bag that won't leak<br />

And besides, it's got handles!"<br />

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PLASTIC<br />

Well, OK, give me a plastic bag,<br />

make it a plastic one<br />

PAPER<br />

OOOOh, no, maybe I'll have...Maybe...<br />

Maybe a Paper Bag!<br />

Yeah, it's such a big decision, I've got a bunch of a bananas<br />

and a bottle of bleach,<br />

and what am I gonna put it in...?<br />

PLASTIC OR PAPER<br />

PLASTIC OR PAPER