Bobs - Democratic Process lyrics

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(You could be the President)<br />

(You could be the President)<br />

(One nation, oh my god)<br />

(You could be the President)<br />

I went to my dentist's at 3rd and Market<br />

That wisdom tooth had to go<br />

I'd never seen my dentist so friendly before<br />

As he put me under he shook my hand and said "Congratulations"<br />

Was he saluting my courage?<br />

I woke up to the smell of cigar smoke<br />

I thought I heard my name being shouted<br />

I opened my eyes, I was onstage standing right next to the candidate<br />

Across the hall I saw banners with his name and mine<br />

My mouth was still numb but I smiled big<br />

I still had the bib around my neck<br />

One of the press photographers yelled "How about a couple without the<br />

Bib?"<br />

And it's true<br />

Here I am<br />

This could never happen in Russia<br />

Look Ma, it's me<br />

Restores my faith in the democratic process<br />

I've never understood party politics<br />

And I've never figured out how vice-president candidates are chosen<br />

Who would have believed it's from your dental records<br />

But it's true<br />

Here I am<br />

This could never happen in Russia<br />

Look Ma, it's me<br />

Restores my faith in the democratic process<br />

Yeah it's true<br />

This could only happen in America<br />

Look Ma, it's me<br />

I've got some faith in the democratic process<br />

This could never happen in Russia<br />

Hi Mom