Bobs - Christmas In La lyrics
rate meSanta's helpers in the mall - new graffiti on the wall<br />
We're victimized by urban sprawl<br />
It's Christmas in LA<br />
See the mansions of the stars - valet elves are parking cars<br />
Reindeer strippers in the bars<br />
It's Christmas in LA<br />
I dream of trees and ornaments<br />
And a crackling yule log<br />
The lights are twinkling cause they're shining through a killer smog<br />
Those who can have hit the slopes - after office party gropes<br />
Leaving us with only hopes<br />
It's Christmas in LA<br />
Padding out expense accounts - silicone with extra bounce<br />
Buy a pound and get an ounce<br />
It's Christmas in LA<br />
When I fly down from San Francisco<br />
I hear music in the air<br />
A million car alarms are _caroling_ - no one seems to care<br />
Take this with a grain of salt - they've un-frozen Uncle Walt<br />
Don't know if it's Goofy's fault<br />
It's Christmas in LA<br />
Snowballs made of styrofoam - plastic trees in every home<br />
All the kids are home alone<br />
It's Christmas in LA
