Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannibis lyrics

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If God had long hair, and a goatee

And if His eyes were pretty glazed

If He looked spaced out,

Would you buy his story?

Would you believe He had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah God looks baked

Yeah, yeah God smells good

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis?

Hit the bong like some of us

Drove a tie-dyed micro bus

And he subsribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place

In the begining, did He plant any seeds?

Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve?

So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake

Was always offering

And yeah, yeah God rolls great

Yeah, yeah God smells good

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis?

Do you suppose He'd have a bust?

When He made the platypus

When He created Earth our home

Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?

And do you think He rolls His own?

Up there in Heaven on the throne

And when the Saints go marching home

Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl