Bob Rivers - Honda Accord lyrics
rate meI'd like to do a song of great social and political import.
It goes like this...
Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?
Mercedes insurance, I cannot afford.
If I drove a Porsche, I'd still be ignored.
Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?
Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me some silicone implants?
The breasts that you gave me don't shake when I dance.
Them doctors make mountains of hills made for ants.
Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me some silicone implants?
Oh Lord, won't'cha find me a good-lookin' male?
My boyfriend is lazy and big as a whale.
Spends all of my money when he's not in jail.
Oh Lord, won't'cha find me a good-lookin' male?
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?
Mercedes insurance, I cannot afford.
My car's held together with a big bungie cord.
So Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?
That's it.
