Bob Rivers - Frosty The Pervert lyrics

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Frosty the pervert

in a trench coat he did go

to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow

frosty the pervert

all the kids he liked to watch

his dick did grow when he packed snow

on his cold and icy crotch

there must have must have been some magic

when he stroked his frozen meat

cause frosty started moaning loud

and it began to sleet

frosty the pervert

was as glad as he could get

he threw away his corn cob pipe

and lit a ciggerette

frosty the pervert

didnt want to go to jail

he began to run

while dripping cum

and the cops picked up his trail

down to the village

his dick melting in his hand

running here and there

all around the square

yelling "catch me if you can."

they chased him down the streets of town

right to a vice squad cop

who shoved a night stick right up his ass

and frosty screamed "dont stop OOOO!!"

frosty the pervert

was locked up that very day

but he did not cry

as he waved good bye knowing he'd be back someday

beating his meat

all over the streets

look at frosty go

sliding his hands

all over his glands

his cum, as white as snow