Bo Burnham

Bo Burnham - My "little" secret lyrics

rate me

People think im tall, you probably do too,

Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.

As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,

To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny

It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2

Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry)

It'll be like nothing youve ever felt

Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)

Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk

Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.

If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,

Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.

I hate myself, Why isnt it long?

Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?

When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,

"I can only give you a finger-job"

I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge.

It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge.

I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,

But i gotta let nature take its course...

just kidding im huge.

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Thanks to Paul Todino

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