Bo Burnham - I'm Bo Yo lyrics

rate me

I don't know if all boy scouts are gay

as they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways

Got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,

girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,

And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.

I spit fire like I just blew a demon

My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin

I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies

You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.

If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya.

You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meat ya

I'm bo yo

I'm the greatest rappa eva

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater I'm hot

I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

woah yea...

hey, what the fuck's a g spot?

Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3

Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunt tree

That's right, consider yourself warned

I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn

You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?

Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram

Look at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram?

Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out

Second base, I'm getting faked out.

then Third base, I'm getting take out

And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out

But I just don't know I said I just don't care I said

My flows so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear

And you can spell and smell my stink

B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Cause I'm bo yo

And I'm the greatest rappa eva

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater I'm hot

I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

woah yea, provided that you point me in the general direction

oh lets get ready

Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,

I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze

I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.

Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.

Oh! Nickelodeon cum what?

Yo, i'm blowin up like I though I would

I'm circumsized, cause i don't cum from the hood

My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with

Common you asian child labor show me what your workin with

Ooh large machinery

Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects

I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect

That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't Have sex with members of the same sex

So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex Left is some left hand shame

And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right then you Can write my name

Cause I'm bo yo

I'm the greatest rappa eva

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater I'm hot

I'm a real G that can really find your g spot

woah yea, but i'm inadequate, have i gotten that point across yet? how original

Yo, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude beach people Think I'm lookin for lost rings

Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

they make your neck longer cause of my...

fuck it

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin

Cause I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and

If I'm in the closet then you are blow me

Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Yeah! yo, yeah, what!

Cause I'm bo yo

I'm the greatest rappa eva

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater

I'm a real g that can really find your what now?

Oh yeah, well i'm Bo Yo, Yo what

i'm representing you

i'm representing the people from the 01982 yo

Oh yeah, what! yo mother fucker

I'm tingle

yeah<br />

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Thanks to Razvan