Bizarre - Fat Father (Skit) lyrics

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[Beeping noise...]

[Cough!]

[Bizarre:]'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus,

I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit[?],

That's my joke partner,

Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up!

Let's call him up, see what the fuck he got to say!

[Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...]

[Dial Tone...]

[Fat Father:] Yep!

[Bizarre:] What up man!

[Fat Father:] What up!

[Bizarre:] What's crackin'?

[Fat Father:] Man slow-motion man, but I...I caught up with it.

[Bizarre:] Are..are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'?

[Fat Father:] Hell no.....having a meeting man!

[Bizarre:] Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?

[Fat Father:] [laughs] Nooo, nigga...hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you!

[Bizarre:] [Laughs]

[Fat Father:] [Laughs]

[Bizarre:] Where'd you get that one from?

[Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]

[Bizarre:] Oh, nah! You got this one call from [???]

[Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]

[Fat Father:] Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream [??]

[Bizarre:] [Laughs]

[Fat Father:] [Laughs]

[Bizarre:] Where the fuck you get that one from?

[Fat Father:] [Laughs] That's new shit dog! Freshly published!

[Bizarre:] And, and hows you [?]

[Fat Father:] [Laughs] Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs!

[Bizarre:] [Laughs]

[Fat Father:] [Laughs]