Biz Markie - Bad Day lyrics

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Man, why did it have to happen to me?

Man, what did I do to get this?

What'd I do to deserve this?

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[Verse 1: Biz Markie]

I woke up in the morning with my hand on my head

Not knowin this would be one day that I'd dread

I prayed the night before, for a let-me-live

The way this day turned out wasn't my prerogative

I went to the kitchen to get some cereal smooth as silk

But when I looked in the ice box, there wasn't no milk

Well I don't need no breakfast, I'm too fat anyway

I just grab a cup of juice and be on my way

So I got my car keys, on route to my job

I walked out, my windows broken and my car got robbed

They took my radio and my favorite cassette

What a way to start the day, aww - what's next?

I get to the office, my boss starts to scream

It was really unbelievable, like a bad dream

He kept talkin all this blahse blahse

And looked at me and said, "What you have to say?"

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I'm havin a bad day

Things ain't goin my way

I'm havin a bad day

Today, today

[Verse 2: Biz Markie]

Here's somethin else that happened to me

In the middle of this day that's bein deep

To begin this era of grief and aggravation

I was parked by a meter and still got a citation

Took the ticket off my window, got in my car alright

A cop pulled behind me at a red light

"Your licence, registration and insurance card"

I was buggin out cause it was really hard

I didn't do nothin, asked, "Why'd you pull me over?

You never saw a young man drive a Range Rover?"

He let me go and said, "Don't do it again" - "Why,"

I said, "thank you officer, you been a nice guy"

So I stopped at the store to get somethin to drink

Guess what happened to me before I could blink

They had my truck in the air, just about to be towed

For $700 in tickets I owed

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[Verse 3: Biz Markie]

After all that I could finally go home

And rest my feet and get on the telephone

I had a unbelievable time in the city

I shoulda be down with the ( ? ) committee

I tried to cook some dinner but it came out burnt

The fire was too hot, I just had learned

So freak it, I'll go to a restaurant

I brought a girl with me, asked, "What do you want?"

"Shrimp and lobster, two bottles of Alizé"

I looked at her and said, "Hey hey hey!"

She ate all the food and drank all of the liquor

I better bring her home so I can stick her

So I got her to my house as fast as I can

This is like takin candy out of a baby's hand

But when I got her to my room, without no doubt

She was so intoxicated that she passed out

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