Big River movie - THE ROYAL NONESUCH lyrics
rate me<br>
She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest<br>
And an eye in the middle of her nose<br>
So says I, if you look her in the eye<br>
You're better off looking up her nose<br>
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Whoever you are, wherever you've been<br>
You've come this far<br>
Well, come on in<br>
See the nonesuch<br>
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I get up early, I stay up late<br>
I've seen it before<br>
But I still can't wait<br>
To see the nonesuch<br>
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(REPEAT CHORUS)<br>
Because the nonesuch will be exhibited in a state of nature<br>
No ladies will be permitted<br>
But the education of no man or boy is complete<br>
Until he has witnessed this shocking spectacle<br>
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Believe you me<br>
It's the best of the best<br>
I know what I'm saying I've seen the rest<br>
The nonesuch<br>
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It'll strike you blind<br>
With a heave and a sigh<br>
But come up close enough<br>
To risk one eye<br>
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For the nonesuch<br>
She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here<br>
And lips like the bud of a rose<br>
So says I, if you look her in the eye<br>
You're better off looking up her nose<br>
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Only fifty cents, the one half port of o dollar<br>
Servants ten cents<br>
I've been to Natchez and to New Orleans<br>
But this beats anything I've ever seen<br>
The nonesuch<br>
I've your money, I can see your face<br>
Now come on in and take your place<br>
For the nonesuch<br>
Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no man<br>
And it don't wear very many clothes<br>
So says I, if you look her in the eye<br>
You're better off looking up her nose<br>
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