Big River movie - HAND FOR THE HOG lyrics

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Well, I always heard but I ain't too sure<br>

That a man's best friend is a mangy cur<br>

I kinda favor the hog myself<br>

How about a hand for the hog<br>

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Ya say, a hog ain't nothin' but a porky thing<br>

Little forked feet with a nosey ring<br>

Pickle them feel folks<br>

How about a hand for the hog<br>

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If you took a notion I'll bet<br>

A good hog would moke a hell of a pet<br>

You could teach him to ride and hunt<br>

You could clean him up and let him sit up front<br>

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In the scheme of things the way things go<br>

You might get bit by the old Fido<br>

But not by the gentle, porker friend.<br>

How about a hand for the hog<br>

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A feller and a hog had a comedy act<br>

The feller was terrible as a matter of fact<br>

That hog was o funny sucker though<br>

How about a hand for the hog<br>

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If you took a notion<br>

I'll bet you could teach a hog to smoke a cigarette<br>

Well, it might take a little bit of time<br>

But hell, what's time to a hog<br>

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Well, the way I see it, it looks like this<br>

Either you ain't or either you is<br>

A true blue lover of the swine, folks<br>

How about a hand for the hog<br>

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