Ben Folds - Errant Dog lyrics

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Have you seen that dog? I've got to get him back I had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out He's probably running loose with the bitches And when I catch him I'll give him some stiches Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine. Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!) Errant Dog (Uh!) They're talking down at the spa, Now the word is out. God damn I look like a tool, when he goes running around. I'm gonna take him on court TV; Show the world what he's done to me Oh I'll drag his ass back home, yeah, where that ass belongs Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!) Errant Dog (Uh!) He's my everything; he means the world to me He's my hopes, my dreams, my general property Sometimes I wonder why I put up with this shit If I could I would become a lesbian I know I said dead or alive but really, Dead is fine. Just bring him back, yeah. Errant Dog (Woo-oooh) Errant Dog