Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit lyrics

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Bitches ain't shit, bitches ain't shit

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

Gets the fuck out after you're done

And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night

Tight than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats

And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep that shit, got deep and it was on

Number one song after number one song

Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat

I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at

But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do

Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two

And the ends that she got meant nothin'

Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitch can't hang with the streets

She found herself short

So now she's takin' me to court

That's some real conversation for your ass

I once had a bitch named Mandy May

Used to be up in them guts like everyday

The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung

I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good

But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood

So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine

Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail

Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail

I get's released on a hot sunny day

My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre

Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news

Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues

I ain't been out a second

And already gotta do

Some muthafuckin chin checkin

Move up the block as we groove down the block

See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock

Kick in the door, I look on the floor

It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe

I uncocked my shit...

I'm heart-broke but I'm still locked

Man, fuck that bitch!

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Lick on this nuts and suck the dick

Gets the fuck out after you're done

And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night

Tight than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats

And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep that shit got deep and it was on

Number one song after number one song

Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat

I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at

But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do

Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two

And the ends that she got meant nothin'

Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets

She found herself short

So now she's takin' me to court

It's real conversation for your ass

Bitches can't hang with the streets

Bitches can't hang with the streets

Bitches can't hang with the streets

Bitches can't hang with the streets