Ben Colder - Hello Walls No. 2 lyrics

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(See Note 2a)

Hi friends, I'm Sheb Wooley. I'd like you to meet a good friend of mine. He,

he's just a little bit off tonight. Here he is, Ben Colder!

Hello wall.

I didn't see you standin' there.

Did I hurt you? ((Hello, hello.))

Boy, I sure did hit you square. (Ahh-ahh-ahh.)

Now one of us is plastered,

And I'll let you guess who. (Ahh-ahh-ooo.)

Just imagine bumpin' into you.

Hey, wall. ((Hello, hello.))

Why did you let them move the door?

And the ceiling,

(Doo-ooo, doo-ooo.)/Hello, hello.

Why it use'to be the floor. (Ahh-ahh-ahh.)

Someone came while I was out,

And changed you all aroun'. (Ahh-ahh-ooo.)

Or could it be that I'm standin' upside down?

That chandalier it's all lit up.

It took a swing at me.

And someone put the bathtub,

Where the kitchen sink use'to be.

Hello bedsheet. (Hello, hello.)

I guess I'd better lay me down.

You know I can't sleep,

(Doo-ooo, doo-ooo.)/Hell no, hell no.

If this bed keeps spinnin' aroun'. (Ahh-ahh-ahh.)

There's a picture on the headboard,

Hey, I've seen them folks before. (Ahh-ahh-ooo.)

Son of a gun, I'm in the house next door.

Boy, that sure would pickle your prunes!