Bellamy Brothers - Jalapenos lyrics

rate me

Well it seems like more and more were being stifled.

All them colorful words I once used now are wrong

So before we lose our free speech and our rifles

Allow me to elaborate in this song

Chorus

Life aint nothing like a bowl of cherries,

There’s too little laughter and too much sorrow.

It’s more like a jar of jalapenos,

Cause what you do and say today, It don’t go away and stay

It‘ll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow.

I’ve heard them politicians empty promises.

All their views just put mine to the test

They put me down for thinkin bout girls and singin bout Jesus

Hey I’m just a heterosexual white boy Methodist

Chorus

Life aint nothing like a bowl of cherries,

There’s too little laughter and too much sorrow.

It’s more like a jar of jalapenos,

Cause what you do and say today, It don’t go away and stay.

It‘ll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

Now there’s a complicated question

on the worlds most brilliant minds.

It’s being asked by every body from Obama, to Glenn Beck.

They all want to know why there’s a warning,

on them little blue pills

When there aint no such thing as being too erect,

Oh, what the heck.

Chorus

Life aint nothing like a bowl of cherries,

There’s too little laughter and too much sorrow.

It’s more like a jar of jalapenos.

Cause what you do and say today, It don’t go away and stay

It‘ll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow.

Cause what you do and say today, It don’t go away and stay

It‘ll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow.

That’s right, ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff.

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