Beefy - Nerd lyrics

rate me

It’s not hard to see that I’m not cool.

Not too many friends when I was in school.

So I sat all alone and I learned how to rap,

And I became a smart-aleck, started talking crap.

Never really concerned with popularity

Because I was in a basement rolling 20-d

Throwing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-sider

I wrote fanfics and called myself a writer.

The only one who still thinks I’m awesome.

The only adult still yelling, “Awesome Possum!�

A couple of my friends have owned a ferret

You might have muscles but I’m not scared yet.

You might have ladies. Ok, I’ll concede

That I’d give up Coca~Cola if I could get a lady.

I don’t have low self-esteem, it’s only a word.

So stand up and be proud if your ass is a nerd.

Chorus (x2)

I’m a nerd.

There’s nothing I can do about it.

I’m a nerd.

I roleplay and I brag about it.

I’m a nerd.

On the net till 5 am.

I’m a nerd. I’m a nerd. I’m a nerd.

But that’s who I am.

I never listened to what my gym teacher said,

So instead I play WoW with my level 20 Undead.

I doodle all day and I can’t concentrate

So much so that my fat ass almost didn’t graduate.

For clarification I’m a nerd. Not a geek.

Geeks get good grades. I get in trouble when I speak.

Geeks get excited about a science fieldtrip.

Nerds don’t really care because my people skip.

We act superior but we still watch cartoons.

Laughing our asses off yelling out, “Hesh Rules!�

With my pack of friends Saturday is Nerd Night.

Playing GURPS so long I challenge Hank to a knife fight.

Playing table top games, and CCGs (Collectable Card Games)

And then at one we take a break and head for Mickey Ds

Playing pirated movies and stolen CDs.

Internet celebrity homes, I do what I please.

Chorus x2

I step on the dance floor but I won’t move.

All I do is bob my head when I’m feeling the groove.

Calculator in my pocket and there’s one on my wrist

I got this sexy nerd flavor that you can’t resist.

Man, don’t forget, I got this magic ring

That does +5 fire damage. That’s some powerful bling.

Out nerd me? Don’t try. I’ll tell you why

Cause I can quote every single line from Family Guy.

I got all this caffeine coursing though my veins.

Catch me on E-Bay bidding on Gene Roddenberry’s brains.

I keep telling people I’m not that Numa Numa kid.

But I’m just pissed because he did it before I did.

Mixing up white Russians cause I wanna be The Dude.

I’m not a shut in, I’m just misunderstood.

Pixilated nudes got me feeling good.

I&acirc;&amp;#8364;&amp;#8482;m a nerd mo fo. Rude, brash, and crude.<br />

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Thanks to razvan