BECK - Soul Suckin Jerk lyrics
rate meI'm standin right here with a beer in my hand<br>And my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand<br>Big fat fingers pointin' into my face<br>Tellin me to get busy cleanin' up this place<br>Fourteen days I've been sleepin in a barn<br>Better get a paycheck tattooed on my arm<br>Whistlin' dixie with the dixie cup filled<br>With the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chill<br>I got bent like a wet cigarette<br>And she's comin after me with a butterfly net<br>Ridin on a bloodhound ringin a bell<br>Black cat wrapped in the road map to hell<br>Pencil on my leg and I'm tryin not to beg<br>Takin' turns bakin worms with the bacon and eggs<br>Now they got me in a bird cage flappin' my jaw<br>Like a pretzel in the stars just waitin' to fall<br>So give me what I got to get so I can go<br>Cuz I ain't washin dishes in the ditch no more<br><br>Cuz I ain't gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk<br>I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin jack<br>Cuz I ain't gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk<br>I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin jack<br><br>You know it<br>That's right<br>Rockin the town like a moldy crouton<br>Flyin' through the air with breeze<br><br>I got a job makin money for the man<br>Throwin' chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can<br>Puke green uniform on my back<br>I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat<br>I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair<br>Runnin' through the mini-mall in my underwear<br>I got lost downtown, couldn't find a ride home<br>Sun went down, I got frozen to the bone<br>'til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat<br>As I took a little nap the cops picked up us both<br>I tried to explain I was only tryin' to get warm<br>I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform<br>He said, too bad better bite the bullet hard son.<br>I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun<br>And I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon<br>Dancin' on the roof, shootin' holes in the moon<br><br>Aw yeah<br>Uh-huh (etc.)
