Beauty And The Beast - Me lyrics

rate me

GASTON

You've been dreaming, just one dream

Nearly all your life

Hoping, scheming, just one theme:

Will you be a wife?

Will you be some he-man's property?

Good news!

That he-man's me!

This equation, girl plus man

Doesn't help just you

On occasion, women can

Have their uses too

Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree

Pumpkin, extend with me!

GASTON

We'll be raising sons galore

BELLE

Inconceivable!

GASTON

Each built six foot four!

BELLE

Unbelievable!

GASTON

Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!

BELLE

I'm not hearing this!

GASTON

You'll be keeping house with pride!

BELLE

Just incredible!

GASTON

Oh so gratified

BELLE

So unweddable!

GASTON

That you are a part of this idyllic scene.

(spoken)

Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little

ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven!

BELLE

Dogs?

GASTON

No, Belle!

Strapping boys...like me!

BELLE

Imagine that!

GASTON

I can see that we will share

All that love implies

We shall be a perfect pair

Rather like my thighs

You are face to face with destiny!

All roads lead to...

The best things in life are...

All's well that ends with me!

Escape me?

There's no way

Certain as "Do, Re,"

Belle, when you marry....

(spoken)

So Belle, what would it be?

Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?

BELLE

I...I just don't deserve you!

GASTON

Who does? ME!