Beauty and the Beast movie - Me! lyrics
rate me<br>
Gaston:<br>
You've been dreaming, just one dream<br>
Nearly all your life<br>
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:<br>
Will you be a wife?<br>
Will you be some he-man's property?<br>
Good news! That he-man's me!<br>
This equation, girl plus man<br>
Doesn't help just you<br>
On occasion, women can<br>
Have their uses too<br>
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree<br>
Pumpkin, extend with me!<br>
Gaston:<br>
We'll be raising sons galore<br>
Belle:<br>
Inconceivable!<br>
Gaston:<br>
Each built six foot four!<br>
Belle:<br>
Unbelievable!<br>
Gaston:<br>
Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!<br>
Belle:<br>
I'm not hearing this!<br>
Gaston:<br>
You'll be keeping house with pride!<br>
Belle:<br>
Just incredible!<br>
Gaston:<br>
Oh so gratified<br>
Belle:<br>
So unweddable!<br>
Gaston:<br>
That you are a part of this idyllic scene.<br>
Gaston:<br>
Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, <br>
my latest kill roasting over the fire,<br>
my little wife massaging my feet, while<br>
the little ones play on the floor with the dogs.<br>
We'll have six or seven!<br>
Belle:<br>
Dogs?<br>
Gaston:<br>
No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me!<br>
Belle:<br>
Imagine that!<br>
Gaston:<br>
I can see that we will share<br>
All that love implies<br>
We shall be a perfect pair<br>
Rather like my thighs<br>
You are face to face with destiny!<br>
All roads lead to...<br>
The best things in life are...<br>
All's well that ends with me!<br>
Escape me? There's no way<br>
Certain as "Do, Re,"<br>
Belle, when you marry...<br>
Gaston:<br>
So Belle, what would it be?<br>
Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?<br>
Belle:<br>
I...I just don't deserve you!<br>
Gaston:<br>
Who does?<br>
ME!<br>
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