Beauty and the Beast movie - Maison des Lunes lyrics
rate me<br>
Gaston:<br>
There's a danger I'll be thwarted<br>
And denied my honeymoon<br>
For the pretty thing I've courted<br>
Refuse to swoon<br>
So, the time has come for a murky plan<br>
For which I turn to a murky man<br>
LeFou:<br>
To find that feind<br>
Both:<br>
Where better than<br>
The Maison des Lunes?<br>
Gaston:<br>
I don't take this girl for granted<br>
There's no path I haven't hewn<br>
To her heart; no seed unplanted<br>
No flowers unstrewn<br>
But quite amazing to relate<br>
She doesn't want me for her mate<br>
LeFou:<br>
Which forces him to contemplate<br>
Both:<br>
The Maison des Lunes<br>
Monsieur D'Arque:<br>
I don't wish to seem a tad obtuse<br>
But I don't see how I can be of use<br>
For I lock people up; I'm not a "Lonely Heart's club" <br>
I'm a cold, cold fish<br>
I've a nasty, vicious streak<br>
LeFou:<br>
Please speak!<br>
Gaston:<br>
It's Belle's father who's your client<br>
She adores the old buffoon<br>
She'll be forced to be complaint<br>
LeFou:<br>
She'll dance to your tune<br>
Gaston:<br>
We get the daughter through her dad<br>
You just pronounce the old boy mad<br>
LeFou:<br>
And, whoosh! He's slammed up in your pad--<br>
LeFou, D'Arque:<br>
The Maison des Lunes<br>
Gaston:<br>
Do I make myself entirely clear?<br>
D'Arque:<br>
It's the simplest deal of my whole foul career!<br>
Gaston:<br>
Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments<br>
In a dreadful state<br>
She'll capitulate to me!<br>
D'Arque:<br>
I'll be strapping up an inmate<br>
LeFou:<br>
Very tightly<br>
Gaston:<br>
Very soon<br>
D'Arque:<br>
But please don't bring him late<br>
Our check-in time's noon!<br>
LeFou, D'Arque:<br>
So, wave one bachelor goodbye<br>
Gaston:<br>
She'll be my bride<br>
LeFou:<br>
She'd rather die<br>
Than have her daddy ossify?<br>
D'Arque:<br>
In my sordid saloon<br>
All:<br>
So book the church; raise the glasses high<br>
To the Maison des Lunes!<br>
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