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Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?<br>
Crazy old Maurice...<br>
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking<br>
Lefou:<br>
A dangerous pastime<br>
Gaston:<br>
I know.<br>
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father<br>
And his sanity's only "so-so"<br>
Now the wheels in my head have been turning<br>
Since I looked at that loony, old man<br>
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle<br>
And right now I'm evolving a plan<br>
Gaston:<br>
If I . . . (whisper)<br>
LeFou:<br>
Yes?<br>
Gaston:<br>
Then we . . . (whisper)<br>
LeFou:<br>
No! Would she . . .<br>
Gaston:<br>
(whisper) Guess!<br>
LeFou: <br>
Now I get it!<br>
Both:<br>
Let's go!<br>
No one plots like Gaston<br>
Gaston:<br>
Takes cheap shots like Gaston<br>
LeFou:<br>
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston<br>
Gaston:<br>
Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful<br>
LeFou:<br>
As down to the depths you descend<br>
Gaston:<br>
I won't even be mildly remorseful<br>
Both:<br>
Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end<br>
Gaston:<br>
Who has brains like Gaston?<br>
LeFou:<br>
Entertains like Gaston?<br>
Both:<br>
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? <br>
And his marriage we soon will be celebrating<br>
My what a guy<br>
Gaston!<br>
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