Beatnuts - Story 2000 - Feat. Patrick Blazy lyrics

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Hey Fellaz!! (yeah!)<br />

Can I get a soul clap?? (yeah)<br />

Hey ladies!! (yeah)<br />

Can I slap that lower back??(yeah)<br />

Let the beat drop!!<br />

(bout this shorty I met.. couple of days ago and shit..)<br />

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Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook..<br />

Shakin that ass.. <br />

She don't mind if we all look<br />

It's all good<br />

Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya<br />

Wanna strip <br />

Throw a dolla at ya<br />

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Honey dip was a thug bitch from Bucktown<br />

Lookin like she needed a good fuckdown<br />

I was like damn momma you like ecstasy<br />

Like James Brown I wanna get in to it like a sex machine<br />

I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do<br />

She said.."oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuuuuuu!!!"<br />

I said yeah!! As I bit my lips<br />

Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tits<br />

I was like by the way what's your name??(she says)Mary Chacohn<br />

She knew I was a dog that liked to bury the dong(the bone)<br />

Well that's cool, <br />

Just like I knew she was a BK hoe<br />

That was only down for a TKO <br />

AKA Blazy I tried to touch her ass<br />

She was like "shit!! the least you could do is say please!")<br />

I said heres my map, and the flyer wheres my shows at<br />

She tried to get me back for touchin her ass and squeezed the bozak<br />

I was like WHOA!!momma I caught the steel wood,<br />

But she whispered in my ear Poppy that feels good<br />

She asked Can I have it tonight??<br />

Yeah before 11, She was like <br />

For sure my nigga round 7<br />

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(6:59)Brrrrrriiinnnggg!!!!!<br />

So she gave me call around 7:00<br />

She said Patrick I really need some of your cock!!<br />

I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony!<br />

I told her I gotta long solami and that's no bologna.<br />

So she came to my crib started my mind in the penis<br />

I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis<br />

I had her coochy juicy<br />

She had my head gooey<br />

When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said<br />

CHeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!!!<br />

That's all you heard when I pushed it (yaaaaayyyy)<br />

The phsycho's no joke<br />

And that's no bullshit<br />

I made her come<br />

Like niagra falls<br />

Bam! Bam! Bam!<br />

With my viagra balls<br />

Its like that baby <br />

She scratched my back crazy<br />

Who stroked that ass to sleep<br />

My nigga Pat Blazy<br />

She said (snoring oy oy oy)<br />

(pitfight pitfight) (from the back)(saga continues)(sleep with me)(bring them <br />

Belts right here)<br />

This was a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent <br />

(Patrick Blazy) (chickens down here ya know)(yellow claw)(yeah now I ain't <br />

Playin with y'all come on now my nigga Pat Blazy(big swinger)no good)(Fly away)