Bat Boy movie - Comfort and Joy lyrics
rate meSong by Bat Boy: The Musical Cast<br /><br>
DR.PARKER: You little creep, you're gonna pay.<br>
I won't be shoved out of the way! Oh no-<br>
VOICES IN HIS HEAD: Oh no!<br>
DR.PARKER: Oh no-<br>
VOICES IN HIS HEAD: Oh no!<br>
DR.PARKER: And I could make a solid case<br>
For smashing in your filthy face.<br>
VOICES IN HIS HEAD: Kill him!<br>
DR.PARKER: Shut up!<br>
VOICES IN HIS HEAD: Kill him!<br>
DR.PARKER: Shut up! I've got a spade and a burlap sack!<br>
VOICES IN HIS HEAD: Kill him now!<br>
DR. PARKER: And there's a hole in the yard out back!<br>
VOICES IN HIS HEAD: Kill him now!<br>
DR. PARKER: But if I fill it she'll ask me why!<br>
VOICES IN HIS HEAD: Kill him now!<br>
DR. PARKER: So I've got one thing to do before you die!<br>
VOICES IN HIS HEAD: Now! Now!<br>
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DR.PARKER: WAIT!<br>
She will see what you are,<br>
I will win back my bride<br>
She herself will decide<br>
To get rid of the boy!<br>
She'll admit she was wrong,<br>
She'll return before long<br>
She'll be singing a song<br>
Full of comfort and joy.<br>
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VOICES: Comfort and joy- Comfort and joy!<br>
DR.PARKER: Comfort and joy!<br>
VOICES: Comfort and joy- Comfort and joy!<br>
Kill the Bat Boy- Kill the Bat Boy!<br>
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MEREDITH: Oh, Honey, I apologize: You've really opened up my eyes.<br>
SHELLEY: No way!<br>
MEREDITH: Yes way!<br>
SHELLEY: No way!<br>
MEREDITH: Yes way! I'm laying out your Sunday best<br>
Now brush your teeth and get some rest. All right?<br>
SHELLEY: No way?<br>
MEREDITH: All right!<br>
SHELLEY? All right!<br>
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MEREDITH: Now when they see him they'll make a fuss.<br>
SHELLEY: Is that true?<br>
MEREDITH: We gotta smile like we just don't care!<br>
SHELLEY: That's not fair!<br>
MEREDITH: They put their pants on the same as us!<br>
SHELLEY: Yes they do...<br>
MEREDITH: So just imagine them in their underwear!<br>
SHELLEY: And then this time I swear...<br>
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BOTH: He will show that he's not<br>
What they're terrified of.<br>
He will show them a love<br>
They can never destroy!<br>
If we prove that they're wrong<br>
They'll come round before long<br>
And we'll all sing a song<br>
Full of comfort and joy!<br>
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CHORUS: Comfort and joy! Yeah! Comfort and joy!<br>
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MEREDITH AND SHELLEY: Comfort and Joy!<br>
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CHORUS: Comfort and Joy! Comfort and Joy!<br>
DR.PARKER: Stop the Bat Boy!<br>
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(Town enters with hubbub)<br>
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SHERIFF: Settle down, people! <br>
We want to make sure the revival goes off without a hitch, <br>
so let's go over the schedule.<br>
Listen up: From nine to twelve he does the healing...<br>
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NED: Sheriff...<br>
MAGGIE: You hush up!<br>
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SHERIFF: At noon he'll bless the fields and plows...<br>
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MR.DILLON: Tractors too?<br>
MAGGIE: Hush up!<br>
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SHERIFF: Then lunch is from one thirty-<br>
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NED: Sheriff, what about my Gertie!<br>
MAGGIE: Hush!<br>
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SHERIFF: Well as it seems that time allows, three to ten:<br>
The Blessing Of The Cows!<br>
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ALL: Yes! The Blessing Of The Cows!<br>
Boy, that preachers a pro!<br>
Gives a heckuva show!<br>
LORRAINE: Just like Seigfried and Roy!<br>
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ALL: He'll bring comfort and joy!<br>
So if nothing goes wrong,<br>
Yes, if nothing goes wrong,<br>
Lord, if nothing goes wrong,<br>
We'll have comfort and...<br>
Comfort and Joy!<br>
Comfort and Joy!<br>
Lord, we need some comfort and joy!<br>
Any means you'd care to employ,<br>
Won't you send us comfort and joy!<br>
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BAT BOY: Dear God: I'm still not sure how people pray.<br>
Or what one does with one's hands. But please, my thirst grows every day. <br>
I feel it burn in my glands.<br>
Please won't you change the way I am, or prove I'm human underneath.<br>
Or if you just don't give a damn-<br>
(points to fangs) You could at leatht get rid of theethe!<br>
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If I can't prove them wrong, show me where I belong, <br>
for a hunger so strong kills all comfort and joy.<br>
If you'd make me complete. I'll avoid all red meat,<br>
I'll eat nothing but soy to have comfort and joy...<br>
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DR.PARKER: By next week you'll be gone, six feet under my lawn. <br>
I'll have nobody toy with my comfort and joy...<br>
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MEREDITH/SHELLEY: He will come out a champ.<br>
It's just like summer camp. They'll get used to the boy,<br>
He'll bring comfort and joy...<br>
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TOWNSFOLK: Lord, please give us your word.<br>
Cure the plague on the herd.<br>
We don't mean to annoy but send comfort and joy...<br>
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BAT BOY: Comfort and joy! Comfort and joy!<br>
DR.PARKER: Stop the Bat Boy! Stop the Bat Boy!<br>
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ALL: Comfort and joy! Comfort and JOY!<br>
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(Lights up on Hospital room)<br>
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RUTHIE: Dr.Parker, what are you doing here?<br>
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DR.PARKER: Don't worry, Ruthie. <br>
The Bat Boy will pay for what he's done to you. <br>
We're all going to miss you very much.<br>
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(Dr.Parker injects Ruthie and she dies.)<br>
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ALL: AAHHHHH!<br>
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[Thanks to Laura for corrections]<br>
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