Bassthefirekid - The Kids lyrics
rate me[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)<br />
And everyone should get along..<br />
Okay children quiet down, quiet down<br />
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day<br />
His name is Mr. Shady<br />
Children quiet down please<br />
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP! )<br />
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute<br />
While Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS! )<br />
Good luck Mr. Shady<br />
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[Eminem]<br />
Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU! )<br />
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels<br />
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh? )<br />
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom<br />
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot<br />
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot<br />
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot<br />
And wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock<br />
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog<br />
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH! )<br />
And even if they escaped and they got the cops<br />
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge<br />
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job<br />
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk<br />
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off<br />
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker<br />
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka<br />
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."<br />
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her<br />
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her<br />
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander<br />
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner<br />
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, <br />
And what it might do to you<br />
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you<br />
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[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]<br />
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See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)<br />
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)<br />
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)<br />
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)<br />
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)<br />
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)<br />
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)<br />
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? <br />
<br />
[Eminem]<br />
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? <br />
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh? )<br />
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? <br />
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world<br />
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it<br />
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid<br />
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back<br />
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back<br />
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old<br />
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold<br />
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys<br />
And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it<br />
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive<br />
And his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}<br />
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches<br />
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}<br />
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him<br />
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"<br />
Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny<br />
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money<br />
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over<br />
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga<br />
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac<br />
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you<br />
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[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]<br />
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See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)<br />
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)<br />
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)<br />
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)<br />
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)<br />
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)<br />
And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)<br />
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? <br />
<br />
[Eminem]<br />
And last but not least, one of the most humungous<br />
Problems among young people today, is fungus<br />
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, <br />
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it<br />
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff<br />
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..<br />
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what? )<br />
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair<br />
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string? ) It's yarn Claire<br />
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh? )<br />
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms<br />
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus<br />
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come? )<br />
Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!! )<br />
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact<br />
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh! )<br />
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.<br />
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee<br />
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault<br />
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, <br />
Cause I'm bad for you<br />
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[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]<br />
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See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)<br />
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)<br />
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)<br />
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)<br />
So kids say no to drugs (say no)<br />
So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)<br />
And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)<br />
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? <br />
<br />
[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)<br />
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP! )<br />
Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick! )<br />
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me! )<br />
So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis! )<br />
So there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit! )<br />
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh! )<br />
(So, fucked up, right now..)
