Bassthefirekid - Kyles Mom lyrics
rate me[Cartman]<br />
You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.<br />
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[Kyle]<br />
Shut up Cartman! <br />
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[Cartman]<br />
Kyle's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she's a big fat stupid bit... <br />
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[Kyle]<br />
Don't say it Cartman! <br />
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[Cartman]<br />
Weeeeeelllllll! <br />
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[Kyle]<br />
Don't do it Cartman! <br />
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[Cartman]<br />
Weeeeeelllllll! <br />
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[Kyle]<br />
I'm warning you! <br />
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[Cartman]<br />
Okay, okay... <br />
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[Kyle]<br />
I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a... <br />
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[Cartman]<br />
Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, <br />
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, <br />
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, <br />
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls! <br />
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[Kyle]<br />
Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! <br />
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[Cartman]<br />
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, <br />
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, <br />
Then on Sunday, just to be different, <br />
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch! <br />
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Come on, you all know the words! <br />
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? <br />
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, <br />
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, <br />
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... <br />
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! <br />
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! <br />
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Talk to kids around the world, <br />
It might go a little bit somethin' like this! <br />
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(Cartman & kids in various languages)<br />
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? <br />
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, <br />
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, <br />
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... <br />
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! <br />
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[Stan]<br />
Uh, Cartman... <br />
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[Cartman]<br />
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! <br />
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I really mean it Kyle's mom! <br />
She's a big fat, fuckiiin' biiiiiitch, <br />
Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa... <br />
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What? <br />
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Oh, fuck...
