Bassthefirekid - I Think My Dads Gone Crazy lyrics
rate me[Intro:]<br />
[Tuning TV]<br />
[Eminem Snortin Crack]<br />
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[TV Presenter:]<br />
Hello boys and girls<br />
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships<br />
Do you have a daddy? <br />
I'll bet you do<br />
[Door opens]<br />
Who's your daddy? <br />
<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
Daddy, what're you doing? <br />
<br />
[Beat starts]<br />
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[Eminem:]<br />
Haha<br />
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[Eminem & Hailie:]<br />
Ok then! everybody, listen up! <br />
<br />
[Eminem:]<br />
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me? <br />
<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
Somebody, please help him! <br />
[giggle]<br />
I think my dad gone crazy! <br />
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[Verse #1:]<br />
There's no mountain I can't climb<br />
There's no tower too high, <br />
No plane that I can't learn how to fly<br />
What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you<br />
There ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to<br />
[Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound]<br />
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls<br />
I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar<br />
Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed, <br />
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall<br />
I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off<br />
All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off<br />
<br />
[Dr Dre:]<br />
Suck it marshall<br />
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[Eminem:]<br />
So tell Laura and her husband to back off<br />
Before I push this motherfucking button and blast off<br />
And launch one of these russians, and that's all<br />
[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]<br />
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off<br />
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? <br />
[Knocking]<br />
Hailie, tell 'em baby<br />
<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
My dad's lost it<br />
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[Chorus:]<br />
[Eminem:]<br />
There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it<br />
<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
I think my dad gone crazy! <br />
<br />
[Eminem:]<br />
A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell em' baby<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
I think my dad gone crazy! <br />
<br />
[Eminem:]<br />
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
I think my dad gone crazy! <br />
<br />
[Eminem:]<br />
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie<br />
<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
I think my dad gone crazy! <br />
<br />
[Verse 2:]<br />
It's like my mother always told me<br />
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]<br />
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana, <br />
And codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker<br />
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'<br />
Uh..<br />
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick<br />
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second<br />
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record<br />
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy<br />
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose<br />
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo<br />
Can't you see why I'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my<br />
M.o.<br />
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo<br />
Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more<br />
Am I the only fuckin one who's normal any more? <br />
<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
Dad<br />
<br />
[Chorus]<br />
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[Verse #3:]<br />
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise<br />
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme<br />
See what you're seeing is a genius at work<br />
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, <br />
Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek<br />
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue<br />
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once<br />
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son<br />
And walk around the rest of my life spit on<br />
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung<br />
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on<br />
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a<br />
Plane<br />
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, <br />
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade<br />
And that's pretty much the gist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids love<br />
It<br />
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers<br />
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither<br />
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[Chorus]<br />
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[Outro:]<br />
[Eminem:]<br />
Crazy<br />
<br />
[Hailie:]<br />
Ha ha<br />
You're funny daddy!
