Baseball Project - Ted Fucking Williams lyrics

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Everyone's so kind and humble

Don't you know that I can see right through it

Keeping all their comments down

You know it ain't a boast if you can do it

And everyone says "Say Hey"

And everyone says "did you see that kid play?"

I've got to give the kid a hand

But there's nothing that he can do better than I can

I'm Ted Fucking Williams!

People say it's hard to like a man

Who doesn't fail and show he's a human

But failure's not a sign of grace

It only means you don't know what you're doing

And everyone says "hey Mick!"�

Mantle this, Mantle that it makes me sick

It's just so hard to see

Why do they like him better than me

I'm Ted Fucking Williams!

And everyone says "hey Duke!"

Like everything I did was some kind of fluke

I gotta give the Duke a hand

But there's nothing that he can do better than I can

I'm Ted Fucking Williams!