Barnum movie - Museum Song lyrics
rate me<br>
Spoken:<br>
Everything about my museum was spectacular, <br>
including the price: one dollar. <br>
Now that may seem a bit steep, but it was worth<br>
it. Look at what I gave 'em:<br>
<br>
Sung:<br>
Quite a lotta<br>
Roman terra cotta<br>
Livin' lava from the flanks of Etna<br>
Statuary<br>
Ride a dromedary<br>
See the Temple tumble and the Red Sea part.<br>
<br>
McNamara's band<br>
The fattest lady in the land<br>
A pickled prehistoric hand<br>
A strand of Pocahontas' hair<br>
Crow and Sioux<br>
Who're going to<br>
Be showing you<br>
Some rowing through<br>
A model of the rapids on the Delaware.<br>
<br>
Armadillas<br>
Clever caterpillas<br>
Reproductions of the Cyclops' ret'na<br>
Crystal blowing<br>
Automatic sewing<br>
Venus on a shell and other works of art.<br>
<br>
Educated fleas<br>
A tribe of Aborigines<br>
Two ladies joined across the knees<br>
A Mona Lisa made of ice<br>
Hottentots<br>
We've gotten in<br>
Forgotten spots<br>
A cotton gin<br>
A night with Lot in Sodom<br>
Better see that twice!<br>
<br>
One iguana<br>
Snakes and other fauna<br>
Got no bearded lady but we're get'na<br>
When you duck out<br>
Take another buck out<br>
Run around the block And see a <br>
Run around the block and see a<br>
Run around the block and see a<br>
new show start.<br>
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