BARENAKED LADIES - Raisins lyrics

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Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes<br>

I come from Canada<br>

I came in first place in a nonexistent race<br>

To rebuild the Parthenon<br>

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The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grease 2?<br>

I can't keep my movies straight<br>

When I make mistakes I use a lot of salt<br>

'Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great<br>

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I don't want to be a bother<br>

But I think the phone's for you<br>

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I've got orange pants, I wear them when I dance<br>

But I don't get out that much<br>

You are just too loud, I passed you in a crowd<br>

Thank you and keep in touch<br>

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I don't speak Chinese, not even words like please<br>

Thank you or how are you<br>

But I can parle FranAais, I parled a bit today<br>

It seemed like the thing to do<br>

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I don't want to be a bother<br>

But I think you're in my seat<br>

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