BARENAKED LADIES - Couldn't Care Less lyrics

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I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball

It's not so much the game I like it's the hats

See this white band around my neck? it's nice!

It's not just fashion

Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats

I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse

I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice

I couldn't care less how old are ernie and bert

I couldn't care less what's under kd lang's skirt

Shaggy said to velma, "hey now velma how you doing? "

And velma said "jinkies shag I'm just fine."

Then daphne said to fred "hey let's get drunk down in the forest"

And all night fred was yakking up red wine

I couldn't care less why was fonzie cool

I couldn't care less how sweat hogs do in school

I couldn't care less how do they fill the caramilk bar

I couldn't care less my car says "the door, is ajar."

I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse

I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice

I couldn't care less how old are ernie and bert

I couldn't care less what's under kd lang's skirt

I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake or kenneth

Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals

When I grow up I'll name my children alice albert and alfred

I'll call them for supper like this, "dinner's ready, al!"

I couldn't care less what morton downey says

I couldn't care less what's on the head of my pez

I couldn't care less do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?

I couldn't care less why's the super big gulp cheaper

No really, that's ridiculous

I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse

It's ground up antlers

I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice

Apples, cheese, broccoli

I couldn't care less how old are ernie and bert

Their like fourty or something

I couldn't care less what's under kd lang's skirt

I really don't know