BARENAKED LADIES - Big Bang Theory Theme lyrics

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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,<br>

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...<br>

The Earth began to cool,<br>

The autotrophs began to drool,<br>

Neanderthals developed tools,<br>

We built a wall (we built the pyramids),<br>

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,<br>

That all started with the big bang!<br>

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"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,<br>

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.<br>

A fraction of a second and the elements were made.<br>

The bipeds stood up straight,<br>

The dinosaurs all met their fate,<br>

They tried to leap but they were late<br>

And they all died (they froze their asses off)<br>

The oceans and Pangea<br>

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya<br>

Set in motion by the same big bang!<br>

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It all started with the big BANG!<br>

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It's expanding ever outward but one day<br>

It will cause the stars to go the other way,<br>

Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be hurt<br>

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!<br>

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Australopithecus would really have been sick of us<br>

Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)<br>

Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)<br>

It all started with the big bang!<br>

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Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology<br>

It all started with the big bang!<br>

It all started with the big BANG!<br>

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<i>[Thanks to Leon Mire (SSLeon64@hotmail.com) for these lyrics]</i><br>

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