BARENAKED LADIES - Big Bang Theory lyrics

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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, <br />

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... <br />

The Earth began to cool, <br />

The autotrophs began to drool, <br />

Neanderthals developed tools, <br />

We built a wall (we built the pyramids), <br />

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, <br />

That all started with the big bang! <br />

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"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, <br />

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.<br />

A fraction of a second and the elements were made.<br />

The bipeds stood up straight, <br />

The dinosaurs all met their fate, <br />

They tried to leap but they were late<br />

And they all died (they froze their asses off)<br />

The oceans and pangea<br />

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya<br />

Set in motion by the same big bang! <br />

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It all started with the big BANG! <br />

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It's expanding ever outward but one day<br />

It will cause the stars to go the other way, <br />

Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt<br />

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! <br />

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Australopithecus would really have been sick of us<br />

Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)<br />

Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy<br />

It all started with the big bang! <br />

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Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology<br />

It all started with the big bang! <br />

It all started with the big BANG