Bare Jr. - If you choose me lyrics

rate me

If you choose me over him

I'll make you proud, I'll make you grin

I'll write a poem about your smile

I'll buy you hats cause I dig your style

I'll tell all my buddies how good you kiss

While I'm away only you I'll miss

I'll share my records and stay really clean

I'll never fuss nor be mean

In front of all your friends, I'll kiss your ass

I'll leave behind my violent past

If you choose me, if you choose me

Why won't you choose me over him

If you choose me over him, I'll make you proud

On me you can depend

To be nice to your momma, take your daddy fishin'

I'll make you biscuits then clean the kitchen

There will be credit cards for all your desires

We can walk in the park

And hold hands for hours

I'll rub your feet I'll scratch your back

I'll brush your hair and then comb it back

We'll find that old boyfriend who treated you bad

You can cuss him out while I kick his ass

I'll wash your clothes, I'll pay the bills

You can paint the bedroom anyway you feel

I'll quit cussin' and lose 10 pounds

I'll swear you're skinny when you get round