Bare A Pop Opera movie - Birthday, Bitch! lyrics
rate me<br>
EVERYONE<br>
Yeah!<br>
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NADIA<br>
Clear a path<br>
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LUCAS<br>
Where’s the beer?<br>
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MATT<br>
What’s everybody doing here?<br>
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GUY & GIRL<br>
Excuse us!<br>
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MATT<br>
What’s going on?<br>
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ZACH<br>
Dude, I’m already gone<br>
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GIRL<br>
Snooze you lose<br>
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LUCAS<br>
What this party needs is booze!<br>
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NADIA<br>
Oh look a card for us to sign<br>
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MATT<br>
That’s mine<br>
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NADIA<br>
Sharing is caring<br>
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GIRL<br>
Party’s great<br>
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MATT<br>
No keg<br>
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LUCAS<br>
Too late<br>
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NADIA<br>
We'll handle this...been preparing!<br>
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NADIA & GIRLS<br>
Happy birthday Ivy, you’re pretty as a girl can be<br>
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NADIA<br>
The boys have gonorrhea, now they burn for you each time they pee<br>
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PETER<br>
That’s pretty Nadia<br>
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KYRA<br>
She'll love that<br>
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TANYA<br>
Really talks!<br>
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GUY<br>
Zach<br>
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GUY<br>
Towels<br>
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NADIA<br>
I wrote a song!<br>
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MATT<br>
Thanks, but no thanks<br>
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NADIA<br>
Sing out strong<br>
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RORY<br>
Mary Jane made some brownies, they're dope! Dig in!<br>
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MATT<br>
Look I don't mean to be<br>
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PETER<br>
Cool, who made these?<br>
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GIRL<br>
Tino<br>
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GIRL<br>
Guys I need a cup<br>
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ZACH<br>
I might have to crash here tonight there’s no way I’m going to make it home<br>
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NADIA<br>
What the Hell, the beds still warm, cause Ivy never sleeps alone<br>
Same receiver, different givers, throw the dog another bone!<br>
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MATT<br>
Time to go!<br>
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LUCAS<br>
Hell no!<br>
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MATT<br>
Are those her...<br>
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NADIA<br>
Panties?<br>
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KYRA<br>
Yes indeed!<br>
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LUCAS<br>
Guess who’s horny?<br>
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GUYS & GIRLS<br>
Yeah, agreed<br>
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NADIA<br>
Open shop, take all you need<br>
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LUCAS<br>
I would wear three<br>
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MATT<br>
Look maybe I’m not being clear!<br>
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PETER<br>
They're here!<br>
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NADIA<br>
Pipe down!<br>
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ALAN<br>
Quiet!<br>
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NADIA<br>
Get off of me<br>
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MATT<br>
What is that?!<br>
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ALL<br>
SHUT UP!<br>
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ALL<br>
Happy birthday Ivy, you’re the ugliest of all<br>
You are the worse and most perverse to roam Cecilia’s hallowed halls<br>
Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick<br>
_____ toaster and your _________<br>
The bread is always _______ and _______<br>
Happy birthday, bitch!<br>
Happy birthday, bitch<br>
Happy birthday, Ivy!<br>
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!<br>
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NADIA<br>
Stupid fucking bitch!<br>
…sorry<br>
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MATT<br>
Happy birthday<br>
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IVY<br>
Matt plan the party?<br>
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MATT<br>
Well, some of it<br>
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IVY<br>
Thank you<br>
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MATT<br>
She’s loaded, what happened to her?<br>
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TANYA<br>
You told me ‘keep her busy’<br>
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PETER<br>
You don’t wanna play?<br>
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JASON<br>
No…what’s wrong with you?<br>
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PETER<br>
I wish your pinata were that big<br>
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JASON<br>
You do know those are pot brownies right?<br>
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PETER<br>
Oops!<br>
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JASON<br>
Wonderful!<br>
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IVY<br>
Hey, you any good with a stick?<br>
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JASON<br>
What have you heard?<br>
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IVY<br>
Come help me<br>
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PETER<br>
Yeah, well...<br>
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JASON<br>
Gotta go, talk to you later<br>
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PETER<br>
Asshole<br>
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IVY<br>
Is he ok?<br>
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JASON<br>
He's just fucked up<br>
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IVY<br>
Well that makes two of us<br>
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MATT<br>
Dance with me<br>
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IVY<br>
Ok...next song<br>
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MATT<br>
Ok<br>
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IVY<br>
Matt, I said next song - I'll find you<br>
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MATT<br>
You might not…<br>
Well you know, I was thinking maybe later…<br>
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IVY<br>
Matt, I'm talking to ‘later’ (referring to Jason)<br>
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