Bad Language
 
 Slaves on Dope
 I woke up won morning almost o.d'ed and died. i should of told my mom i put
 crack in my fish fry.  Got drunk last night, started to preach. about a volley
 ball playa named Holly Mcpeach.  She was a pretty hot girl with double d's and
 always smoked pot with Brad and me.  Then one day she screwed up my car.  then
 started making out with Steve Savard.  I yelled at her threw her out my house
 and said that she was a dirty mouse. slapped that b**** and she ran away saying
 what the hell is wrong with j???........... Chorus: were slaves on dope, dont
 like the folk if you mess with us will never ever cope. got a bunch of thugs in
 the back if you coo wid them will start to mack......I had a little kid his name
 was john. liked to play around all the time. Ate chicken in the house with my
 dad. Always thought his grandma was pretty phat.  I got kinda mad at him one
 day.  WHen he told his dad that i was gay.  Took him in the shed gave him a
 beaten.  Now he never knows how to greet me.  I !
 told him once to not make fun of me then a tornado swept him up and he hit a
 tree.  I felt so good for the very next day. So i sung this song that doesn't
 mean hay. cus most this crap is really fake except that i enjoy the movie called
 half-baked....... Repeat chorus 1 more time!