Baby Mama movie - Hey Ladies lyrics
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Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya<br>
There never was a city kid truer and bluer<br>
There's more to me than you'll ever know<br>
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh<br>
Tom Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery<br>
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery<br>
Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon<br>
And I'm always out looking for a female companion<br>
I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib<br>
I took off her moccasins and put on my bib<br>
I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing<br>
I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm feeling<br>
Your body's on time and your mind is appealing<br>
Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling<br>
Such and such be the bass that I'm throwing<br>
Talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing<br>
She's talking to the kid<br>
I'm telling here every lie that you know that I never did<br>
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Hey ladies! Get funky!<br>
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Me in the corner with a good looking daughter<br>
I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter<br>
We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet<br>
In my apartment I begged her please stop it<br>
The gift of gab is the gift that I have<br>
And that girl ain't nothing but a crab<br>
Educated no stupid yes<br>
And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh<br>
I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge<br>
I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large<br>
With the white sassoons and the looks that kill<br>
Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville<br>
I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie<br>
I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie<br>
Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around<br>
You be listening to my records' a number one sound<br>
Step to the rhythm step step to the ride<br>
I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside<br>
Tune in tune on to my tune that's live<br>
Ladies flock like bees to a hive<br>
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Hey ladies! Get funky!<br>
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Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies!<br>
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Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies!<br>
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(one more time)<br>
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ladies!<br>
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She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore<br>
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door<br>
Break up with your girl it ended in tears<br>
Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear<br>
I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking<br>
The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking<br>
She said come on over it was me that she missed<br>
I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed<br>
Your old lady left you and you went girls (x3) insane<br>
You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train<br>
Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak<br>
Sucking down pints 'til I didn't know<br>
Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho<br>
Cause I announce I like girls that bounce<br>
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce<br>
Girls with curls and big long locks<br>
And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks<br>
Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and<br>
*She thinks she's the passionate one*<br>
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Hey, ladies! Get funky!<br>
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