Ladies and Gentleman
This is ya friendly pimp representative Kat Williams
A K A Money Mothafuckin' Mike
Please do not get the game crossed up
In order for you not to get tossed up
Whether or not you are flossed up
It is neccesary in every pimps life to get flossed up"

Hey, Sugafree why Roxy jock'n, probably because
She don't want you to know she got caught watchin'
A parrot fuck a carrot of some of that oxy cotton
She said one time at band camp she was a rat
And sold girl scout cookies lyin' flat on her back

One day I was in the middle of some sucka duckin'
Got tired of throwin' my hood up at this trick, bust up like it as nothin'
I met her out the blue sky, I truly neva knew why
But kept it pimpin' in that ora she love me 'cuz I'm to fly

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

Can you believe this?
First thing fly out her mouth talkin' 'bout I woulda told
Bitch you wouldn't a told them niggas shit, you know you love er up
Acin' like that's all G 14 classified, man all that bullshit's a coer up

Holly Nikalonean, you wouldn't believe
That bitch used to be a fuckin' custodian
hat's what I get for lovin' shit
Sincerely yours Sugafree and thank you for nothin'

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

Sippin' on that good Bombay
Writin' these raps checkin' traps all day
Spittin' real butta stay away from parkay
Ask me what I do? Man, I pimp and parlay

What's really though, I wouldnt care
If she smoked dope shot rope or chased a billy goat
But you don't hear me though, paint her red
You need to pray and repent

She might be ya girlfriend, yeah, but she my trim
And I ain't payin' respects I'm just takin' the checks
And beat the shit outa buff niggas fakin' the flex

We keep it A.O.B. all on baby
Y'all pay for puss man y'all so crazy
Ya trick harder than the N.B.A.
And got mad when ya B's got sent my way

'Cuz you in love with yaself and she in love with ya wealth
And wanna grin while she still fuckin' everyone else
But she ain't got no manners or self esteem
If I push the right buttons I could sell her a dream
And y'all still poppin' collars I'mma dust my kicks
While y'all still go to clubs and handcuff yo chicks

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

I betta boss up
"Nigga, go bring me some churches chicken
  "
I betta boss up
"Look, look, you don't know me, till you blow me, igga"

I betta boss up
"Don't be a girl  for this dog to lick"
I betta boss up
"Hey, Bash, call Fred Wreck and tell him about the time
He put the chick in the scissors"

I once put a chick in a guillotine choke
Made her steal some new shoes and get me some dough
And this ain't no studio shit
How you think them ugly cats get a beautiful bitch?

And I just call 'em how I see 'em, from the a.m to the p.m
It's young Baby Bash from the hustle mozileum
I spit cash, I spit cash
I send a hoe to the track in Iraq

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

'Cuz I'm the only kinda man that she'll eva understand
Because that's what the pimpin's there for
She rather deal with a mack and keep her flat on her back
Because that's what the pimpin's there for

                          Thanks to razvan for correcting these lyrics