Axella Johannesson - Ugly Man Blues lyrics

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He's got a face like an alligator<br />

A body like a refrigerator<br />

And a butt that looks like a big bowl of mashed potato<br />

He's always soakin' in sweat from his head down to his shoes<br />

I wanna get me a pretty boy<br />

Coz I got the ugly man blues<br />

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He's got hairy ears<br />

But on his head it's getting thin<br />

And the scale in the bathroom screams when he walks in<br />

And if you gave him a toothbrush<br />

He wouldn't know what to do<br />

So while Jen's got Brad Pitt<br />

I got the ugly man blues<br />

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He loves his pork and beans<br />

He gobbles every bite<br />

And then he blows the blanket off the bed all night<br />

In the dictionary, his picture's right next to uncouth<br />

Come and save me, Johnny Depp<br />

From the ugly man blues<br />

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I'm takin' stock of the situation that I find myself in<br />

Got to turn it all around<br />

But don't know where to begin<br />

I need an attitude adjustment<br />

Coz there ain't nothing I can do<br />

While I go on about this and that<br />

About you know who<br />

There's one important fact I've got to face up to<br />

I'm stuck with an ugly man...