Awaiting Better Music - Captain Salty Beards Pirate Band lyrics

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Hey there kids

Wont you follow me?

We'll journey into the deep blue sea

We'll live amongst the manatees

We'll all swim with all the pretty fishies

We'll ride around on a big white boat

Fit for a pirate kings best goat

Pull up on the harbor of Japan

Where we'll sell you to a business man

To make Nike's and Adidas shoes

Do not cry or complain just do it

That's what the slogan is you see

But that's not important just sing with me

I got a band

A pirate band

Captain Salty Beards Pirate Band

I'm the leader of the band

Playing the guitar with my robot hand

Which seems to be malfunctioning right now

Hold on, let me see

Ah, ah, I've...

Ah kids, just stay calm here, i... jus...

I lost my arm the intergalactic civil war between Mars and Jupiter

I mean i guess it wasn't really a civil war since it was two different planets

But uh...

But i mean...

Jesus, this is really straining my shoulder

Uh just...

Just bare with me here kids

We...

We're having some technical difficulties with my robot arm here

Just hold on

Somebody get it to stop!

Salty Dan?

The pirate band?

Oh no

Ahh!

Quit playing your silly percussion instruments and help me!

Oh, sorry about that kids

Now let me introduce you to the band

We got a guy who plays the Recorder we call Salty Dan

We got a guy who plays the Kazoo we call him Salty George, here he goes

We got us a guy who plays the Tambourine we call him Salty Mourine, here he goes

We got...

Hold on guys...

Oh geeze...

Hold on!

Salty Brian don't play your train whistle right now!

Salty Sharmonica, is Captain Satly Bead dead?

...Yes.