Avenue Q - I Wish I Could Go Back To College lyrics

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KATE MONSTER:

I wish I could go back to college.

Life was so simple back then.

NICKY:

What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

PRINCETON:

I wish I could go back to college.

In college you know who you are.

You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!

I am totally gonna go far!"

ALL:

How do I go back to college?

I don't know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON:

I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!

Ohhh...

I wish I could just drop a class...

NICKY:

Or get into a play...

KATE MONSTER:

Or change my major...

PRINCETON:

Or fuck my T.A.

ALL:

I need an academic advisor to point the way!

We could be...

Sitting in the computer lab,

4 A.M. before the final paper is due,

Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,

And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

PRINCETON:

I wish I could go back to college!

ALL:

How do I go back to college?!

AHHHH...

PRINCETON:

I wish I had taken more pictures.

NICKY:

But if I were to go back to college,

Think what a loser I'd be-

I'd walk through the quad,

And think "Oh my God..."

ALL:

"These kids are so much younger than me."