Avenue Q movie - There Is Life Outside Your Apartment lyrics
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Brian:<br>
Princeton!<br>
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Princeton:<br>
Yeah.<br>
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Brian:<br>
Listen, buddy, nobody’s seen ya for two weeks. <br>
What’s up with that?<br>
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Princeton:<br>
I went to work for a temp agency, and they <br>
fired me for being too depressing on the phone.<br>
I maxed out my cards, I’m two months behind<br>
in rent, I totally messed up my personal life. <br>
Oh, and Brian - I still haven’t found my purpose!<br>
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Brian:<br>
All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying! <br>
Everyone’s getting together to mess around the city today.<br>
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Princeton:<br>
Have fun!<br>
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Brian:<br>
When I say everyone, that includes you!<br>
<br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
I know it’s hard to conceive.<br>
But there’s life outside your apartment.<br>
And you’re only gonna see it if you leave.<br>
<br>
There is cool shit to do,<br>
But it can’t come to you,<br>
And who knows, dude<br>
You might even score!<br>
<br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
But you gotta open the door!<br>
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Princeton:<br>
No, thanks, I’m staying in!<br>
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Brian:<br>
Don’t tell me I gotta force you.<br>
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Princeton:<br>
Sorry!<br>
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Brian:<br>
All right, everyone! He’s resisting!<br>
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All but Princeton:<br>
There is life outside...<br>
There is life outside...<br>
There is life outside...<br>
There is life outside your apartment!<br>
There’s a pigeon<br>
Squashed on the street.<br>
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Christmas Eve:<br>
Ew.<br>
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Brian:<br>
There’s a girl passing by<br>
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Nicky:<br>
No I think it’s a guy<br>
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All but Princeton:<br>
And a homeless man<br>
Who only wants to<br>
Buy something to eat!<br>
<br>
Sorry, can’t help you.<br>
<br>
We could go to the zoo!<br>
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Trekkie Monster:<br>
Pick up girls at NYU!<br>
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Brian:<br>
We could sit in the park smoking pot!<br>
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Christmas Eve:<br>
Or not.<br>
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All but Princeton:<br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
<br>
Princeton:<br>
Well, I guess I’ll give it a shot.<br>
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All:<br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
I know - <br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
<br>
Voice #1:<br>
I’m gonna jump!<br>
<br>
All:<br>
Don’t do it!<br>
<br>
Voice #1:<br>
Okay.<br>
<br>
All:<br>
There is cool shit to do<br>
But it can’t come to you<br>
So come on -<br>
<br>
Voice #2:<br>
Get out of the way asshole!<br>
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Princeton:<br>
Fuck you!<br>
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All:<br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
Oh, you never know<br>
What’s around the bend.<br>
You could win the lotto<br>
Or make a friend...<br>
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Guys:<br>
Take her home to see your apartment!<br>
<br>
Lucy:<br>
Do you wanna feel special?<br>
I can see that you do.<br>
Well, I can make you feel<br>
Special.<br>
If you let me feel you.<br>
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Guys:<br>
She’ll feel you!<br>
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Lucy:<br>
Where’s your pad?<br>
<br>
Princeton:<br>
Not too far.<br>
<br>
Guys:<br>
We could call you a car.<br>
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Princeton:<br>
We’ll be fine, thank you! See ya!<br>
Christmas Eve:<br>
Hope you don’t get gonorrhea!<br>
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All:<br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
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Princeton/Lucy:<br>
But now it’s time to go home.<br>
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All:<br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
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Trekkie Monster:<br>
Me going home now.<br>
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Princeton/Lucy:<br>
It’s time to go home!<br>
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Trekkie Monster:<br>
That’s where me gonna go!<br>
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Lucy:<br>
I can make you feel special<br>
<br>
Trekkie Monster:<br>
That’s where me gonna go!<br>
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All:<br>
There is life outside your apartment.<br>
<br>
Trekkie Monster:<br>
Me going home now,<br>
That’s where me gonna go!<br>
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Princeton/Lucy:<br>
But now it’s time to go home<br>
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Trekkie Monster:<br>
For porn!<br>
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