Avenue Q movie - The Internet Is For P*n lyrics
rate me<br>
KATE <br>
The internet is really really great <br>
TREKKIE MONSTER<br>
For porn<br>
KATE <br>
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait <br>
TREKKIE <br>
For porn<br>
KATE<br>
Huh? <br>
There's always some new site, <br>
TREKKIE<br>
For porn!<br>
I browse all day and night <br>
TREKKIE<br>
For porn!<br>
KATE<br>
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light<br>
TREKKIE<br>
For porn!<br>
KATE<br>
Trekkie!<br>
<br>
TREKKIE<br>
The internet is for porn <br>
KATE<br>
Trekkie!<br>
TREKKIE<br>
The internet is for porn, <br>
KATE<br>
What are you doing!?<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Why you think the net was born?<br>
Porn porn porn<br>
<br>
KATE<br>
Treee—kkie!<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Oh hello kate monster<br>
KATE<br>
You are ruining my song<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Oh me sorry, me no mean to<br>
KATE<br>
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Me no talkie<br>
KATE<br>
Good<br>
<br>
I’m glad we have this new technology<br>
TREKKIE<br>
For porn<br>
KATE<br>
Which gives us untold opportunity<br>
TREKKIE<br>
For por—oops, sorry<br>
KATE<br>
Right from you own desktop<br>
TREKKIE<br>
For ---<br>
KATE<br>
You can research browse and shop<br>
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop<br>
TREKKIE<br>
FOR PORN!!<br>
<br>
<br>
Trekkie!<br>
TREKKIE<br>
The internet is for porn!<br>
KATE<br>
Noooo<br>
TREKKIE<br>
The internet if for porn!<br>
KATE<br>
Trekkie<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!<br>
<br>
KATE<br>
That’s gross you’re a pervert<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster<br>
KATE<br>
NO really, your a pervert<br>
Normal people don’t sit at home and look <br>
At porn on the internet<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Ohhhh?<br>
KATE<br>
What?!<br>
TREKKIE<br>
You have no idea<br>
Ready normal people?<br>
<br>
NORMAL PEOPLE<br>
Ready--- ready ----ready<br>
<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Let me hear it!<br>
<br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS<br>
The internet is for porn!<br>
PRINCETON <br>
Sorry kate<br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS <br>
The internet is for porn!<br>
PRINCETON<br>
I masturbate!<br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS<br>
All these guys unzip their flies <br>
For porn, porn, porn!<br>
<br>
KATE<br>
The internet is not for porn!! <br>
<br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS<br>
PORN!, PORN, P---<br>
<br>
KATE<br>
HOLD ON A SECOND!<br>
<br>
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online<br>
<br>
ROB<br>
That’s correct.<br>
<br>
KATE<br>
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com <br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Sure! <br>
<br>
KATE<br>
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay <br>
<br>
GARY<br>
Yes I do!<br>
<br>
KATE<br>
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card <br>
<br>
PRINCETON<br>
True!<br>
<br>
TREKKIE<br>
Oh, but Kate- <br>
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?<br>
<br>
PRINCETON <br>
. .yeah<br>
<br>
KATE <br>
EEEWWWWW! <br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS <br>
The internet is for porn! <br>
KATE<br>
Gross!<br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS <br>
The internet is for porn!<br>
KATE<br>
I hate porn<br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS <br>
Grab your dick and double click<br>
KATE<br>
I hate you men! <br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS <br>
For porn, porn, porn!<br>
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn<br>
KATE<br>
I’m leaving! <br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS <br>
Porn, porn, porn, porn<br>
porn, porn, porn, porn<br>
KATE<br>
I hate the internet! <br>
TREKKIE AND GUYS <br>
Porn, porn, porn, porn<br>
<br>
TREKKIE<br>
The internet is for<br>
<br>
TREKKIE AND SOME <br>
The internet is for <br>
<br>
TREKKIE AND ALL<br>
The internet is for PORN!<br>
<br>
TREKKIE <br>
YEAH!<br>
<br>
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